Simple Minds, LLC Apps

The Coaster App 1.02
Ever had to deal with the embarrassment ofbeing the only person at a party without a coaster? Ever wanted toput your glass down but don't want to ruin that fancy coffee table?Or do you really want impress your friends with a state of the artselection high tech coasters? Well look no more, technology hasfinally caught up with us and the coaster app is here! Buy sixphones and put the app on all of them for a full set. Instantlyimpress by busting out this bad boy and placing your cup on it.That's right people, the future is now!The coaster app features a number of coaster materials, coastershapes and background colors sure to impress your friends andenemies. Get it while supplies lasts! If you've got a waterproofphone, even better.**Be aware electricity and liquid don't place nice. Please drinkresponsibly. Please avoid spilling on the coaster app.
Wizards Alley 1.03
Wizards Alley is a traditional tower defensegame with a few extra pieces of pizazz. It uses traditional towerdefense elements such as slowing towers, ranged towers and splashtowers but involves new elements like friggin’ awesome wizards andall kinds of crazy creeps with their own unique abilities. Use ahand-crafted spell casting system, power ups, and upgrades in anattempt to take down self-healing, teleporting, fire-breathing andjust plain mean creeps! It’ll take more than sheer brute force tobattle it out with these monsters, it will take strategy, time anda little bit of luck to come out victorious.Things to be aware of about this game:#1 - It is epic and it is a full game. There are hours of game playhere.#2 - It is free. Expect some ads. I have gone out of my way howeverto try to make them as minimally invasive as possible.#3 - I want you to enjoy the game - if you have comments orsuggestions, just click the "Wizards Alley by Simple Minds, LLC" inthe corner of the main menu screen to go to our home page. You cancontact me from there. Feedback is appreciated.
The Insultifier 1.06
Are you searching for the right words butjustcan't find them? Tired of getting zinged with nothing toreplywith? Just had a rough day and need to vent? Well you needtheInsultifier !The Insultifier crafts bleeding edge technology with the conceptof"1000 monkeys in a room on a typewriter" to come up withtheperfect insult when calling someone a jerk just won't cut it.Neveragain will you be left with your mouth ajar. Never again willyoube the one wishing you had the last word. In fact some daysomeonewill probably write a book about you because of all theawesomeyou'll be able to sling with this app.Download it today to start dishing out such instant classicsasmalicious fart banker, lazy thug licker and...confusedgorillacarrier? Ok so they're not all gold but either way theInsultifierApp won't disappoint.Features include SMS, Text-to-Speech, and Future Technology.